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Today we went to the Louvre and Notre Dame (not the ones NOT going to a bowl game :)) and we are to be congratulated for our fortitude as we all have some crud, in various degrees, and I had to go to the pharmacy and try to get cold medicine in French. Or rather the staff person knew “a little English” and was able to guide me to TWo boxes (why act like we’ll not need it — malades x 4!!!)
The Louvre. Afterwards EH shared what she learned from Google as we stood in the never-moving line: “a trip to the Louvre is a physically demanding experience.” Right, now you tell us.
This picture as we walked up doesn’t give you enough of an idea of the crowd — and there were really no instructions. We found a line and went to get in it and said out loud “wonder if this is the right line” and an American ahead of us said “do you have a timed ticket” “yes” “yes.” We trusted him. He turned out to be right.
This is going to be a not-humble-brag but I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been to Paris (8?). I do not know that I’ve ever NOT gone to the Louvre when I’m there. My favorite part is probably that pyramid in the picture — not only because of its increased fame from The Da Vinci Code, but how clever it is (the nearby district is called Pyramides…for one), and also my first time there it wasn’t there. I stood in line in that courtyard and went into a door into the Denon Wing. You can look up the year and do the math, if you want :)
After waiting 40 minutes in wind and some spit, we got inside. Story #1 of the day: I go to the men’s room and it has two stalls and 3 working urinals. There is a line, of course, for the stalls. As I’m standing there, the one door opens and a woman pops out and bolts past us all and out. IDK! 🤷 The line into the women’s room was loooooong, but…KG asked if I was sure about “she.” 😃😂
[Editor’s note: KG wants to now be known as “I’m along for the ride.” I suggested (stumbling over the acronym several times) “AFTR” from now on in the blog and was told to put that one back in the workshop for never 😀]
There was a temporary exhibit of Jacques-Louis David on the “first” floor, so I suggested we go there first. We did. It was quite something. They had A LOT of David’s, including multiples of several, including the (famous?) Death of Marat.
As we discussed what we had seen, I said “I had never heard of him.” “why did we go in there then?” I gave no reply, sheepishly, but KG chimed in “he thought it was something else.” 😂. “But you know the paintings?” I admitted I recognized about half a dozen (Napolean crossing the Alps, for one),
but I couldn’t have told you who painted them. Or that it was the same person. 🐑
After much indecision (see yesterday’s blog on “I thought we were going for you…I’m only along for the ride”), KG and I headed for the Mona Lisa room, which is famously crowded; RR & EH refused to go.
I could bore you with how far away she was from the central gathering place. AT LEAST a 1000 stairs. A millon steps, dodging through what seemed like a million people.
The surprise was that there weren’t more people in the room — here’s my meta-photo:
Again, I won’t bore you with a picture of all the famous art pieces there — the sculpture of winged victory (which only has detail on one side, trivia), another of Da Vinci’s Lady of the Rocks, a thousand paintings of various Biblical scenes, including Christ in various shapes and colors.
We had a paper map in hand, and some of the rooms you could actually find their numbers, but we were “lost.” There’s a famous Hawkeye Pierce line, K will remember it, about not knowing for sure, but I know what lost looks like. Since we reversed course multiple times, we were.
My hallucinating dreams of an elevator where just that — there were none, despite icons on the map that showed that, somewhere around this staircase, there was an elevator. Never saw one.
The funny thing is the other two went into the opposite wing, went upstairs, and had the same experience. Turned around in rooms, staircases that didn’t go up when they should, went down to a room that was…well, the wrong number or unnumbered.
The quote about it being a taxing physical and mental experience was true. 😡
The funnier part with them, behind us by half hour or an hour, is they came to the same spot following signs for “Sortie” (Exit) with the pyramid diagram on them into the -0 floor and the medieval part of the buiilding (the foundation is bare, picture to help)
that we went through and staff people stopped them! and made them turn around!!! They eventually came back that way having meandered (a synonym for lost) around until another staff person told them there had been a package left unattended, so there was an evacuation of the area for awhile. Huh.
About 3 o’clock we were all back in the central hall — the pyramid points down from the ceiling there, voila!
From there, with some clever guidance from our faithful old guide, we got onto the Metro and bounced several stops east to “9 minutes” from Notre Dame Cathedral. There was another market-thing in front of city hall on the way, with some stops and pics (here’s one to give you the feel):
We didn’t have tickets for the Cathedral, but the line was quick — there was a discussion about them working with the Louvre in terms of peope management :) —and it was way worth it.
You all know it burned badly a few years ago and the restoration project is complete only recently (this fall?).
EH said “I don’t remember it being this clean.” 😃 I thought there was still a whiff of smoke. in the air.
But the results are fabulous. I’ll stick with this one knave shot to stand for it all:
It was very crowded, of course. But it was amazing to see and to think about the damage and how beautifully they’ve redone it. As you can see, the stained glass is spectacular; as I told K (we were slower getting around), I wish I had a diagram of exactly what was gone and they had to rebuild.
K spent awhile in front of the amazing “Provencal Creche” — I am not sure whether it is the French provine or the rural bit that gives it its name, but maybe both? — so here’s a shot so you get an idea (we saw a similar one in a church last year in Portugal).
And then we made a quick beat-feet back to the apartment for a rest before dinner (with a quick pass through a “garden shop” next to the station that had Christmas stuff and all kinds of other plant life, including several “tomatoe trees,” and a lime tree with a half dozen limes on it!!!)
KG picked the dinner spot. There was discussion about how many restaurants there are here (you get the impression they don’t eat in a lot here) — he said a million, which I’m sure is a slight exaggeration. 😃😂
The place was called Chez LouLou and they had a jazz combo playing — yeah rah.
KG, of course, had the Elmer Fudd special (what is it you say, M? joke’s not funny till it’s told thrice…😂)
(that’s duck)
(out of order). EH & K had the creme brulee for dessert (“we’re in France…” was the logic)
I had the lasagna boulognese (“we’re in France…” no!)
EH had the lamb tajine (I was too slow to get a pic of the smoke stack that comes on top of it)
It was all good. The kid did great. The waiter was rather funny and I only botched some of the French I attempted with him. :). He also seemed to misunderstand how much I wanted to tip him and I was told that it was too much (always wrong!)…
We gave the band a tip and came home.
Tomorrow we’re going to the Champs d’Elysee to see what the decorations and stands look like and we fly to Nice at 5.
Despite being sick, we had a great day.
To finish, before the supposedly humorously post script, here is the daily group selfie:
Followed immediately by one (not a selfie it turns out) from in front of Notre Dame.
You will notice something missing from it. 😂 we were told “one is all you get a day” and she stuck by it and took this shot of the three of us. 😃😂😂 Kids!!!
PS: today was another life-lesson learned (who says you can’t learn new tricks?) — the experts say you are supposed to mix it up and not wear the same shoes multiple days in row. So, today, I wore my other pair of shoes. And my other knee sleeve. Neither worked out well. My “dress sneakers” weren’t really made for 7 miles of steps with a thousand stairs on hard stone. I felt it early and often. 😢 the knee sleeve (damned copperfit) felt like it was sliding down my leg most of the day. #firstworldproblems but live and learn. Until
demain, au revoir.