So, here we are again, this time from beautiful Amsterdam (but more on that later),
I am told I have to start this blog with filler that I missed from the last one: our accommodations. First, we had a little trouble finding it. Booking.com called it "Originales Boutiques" which turned out to be the chain name (makes sense if you know it) and then Google maps had it on the wrong side of the street (alley/) that it was on, and then the entry into the courtyard/parking lot through the wall was one car wide. Barely. Initially, I pulled over on the wrong side of the road to figure it out, then backed up enough to get through the opening (on the second backup ):) and then there were no parking places. RR went in and came out with a guy who said "sorry, but some people we weren't expecting to stayed another night and 🤷". We unloaded in the courtyard and I went and found a place two blocks away.
It was commented that this was the most modern place we stayed. Our rooms, though, were upstairs, but only "on the first floor" as the desk person told us. Uh huh. The stairs, carpeted in a modernesque pattern that I think was a take on leopard skin, were both narrow and twisty. Lugging our heavy, too large bags up was a serious challenge. We were all winded when we got to the top.
Then the room. New, nice, with some decorative touches, but it was in the attic, aka the roof slanted!!! As in, there weren't a lot of places where I could stand straight up. Sunday morning I hit my head 3 times BEFORE breakfast!!! 😡😡😡. We loved the place, it was convenient right in the middle of town, but it was brutal in several different ways.
[Funny side story: when we were trying to find a spot, RR said "look at that Mercedes, they can't get out"; we speculated that the car in front of it must be someone who wasn't staying or someone they knew. At breakfast Sunday a guy came around showing a picture of the Volvo that was blocking in it -- he was the owner of the Mercedes! 😂😂😂. When we left, having pulled in and packed up, they were still standing in the parking lot trying to figure out what to do. It's like RR's second bag from Rennes -- we don't know how this story ended but it didn't look good :))
We left Saint Quentin after breakfast and stopped at Waterloo battlefield. This one I wanted to see. I had no idea there was this huge monument to the Dutch prince who was wounded there. Here's my pic of it; RR went up, admirably -- he can't let a challenge get him down 😂
226 steps, it said.
We walked a long way to a place called Hougomoun (sp?), which was the farm that set the western edge of the British line. It was worth the walk, as there's a burnt out chapel from that day, the buildings, and the gates they fought so desperately for. Wellington claimed it was the north gate at Hougomoun that assured their victory -- supposedly 10 Scots and English soldiers stopped 60 French who had broken through momentarily.
20,000 men died at Waterloo (acc to the various pieces on the grounds), yet not a single gravesite! Having come from the two previous days, we were amazed.
And then we were off to Brussels, which isn't far away (Wellington was protecting the city by taking a stand at Waterloo, so they say).
Now the adventure begins. We got to the Warwick hotel, which is in the center of town, "not far from the train station" and I drop RR and K there with the luggage and I go to take the car back to the train station, where I'm supposed to return it by 2. It's 1:45ish. The concierge helps with the luggage and says it's a 15 minute drive but 3 minutes on the train back if you "uh...and...errr...and...uh". kind of like the parental blah blah blah in Charlie Brown cartoons :).
Yes, Google maps says 15 minutes, with a mean read set of numbers. I maneuver here, there, and, at one painful point, GM wants me to be in the right lane to make a left, which I can't get to, as three lanes of traffic merge into 3 lanes of traffic WITHOUT a TRAFFIC LIGHT!!! Insanity. And everyone is in the wrong lane!!! Eventually I get through it and end up turning into the road to the train station and...no signs! Nothing about car rental return. GM wants me to go left right in front of the station, I can see the desks through the glass, but I don't understand and end up doing a five minute circle around. The second time through I see that there is a sign for Hertz et al on the wall to the underground parking garage, on the wall going down. I am able to dive left, take a ticket I hope I don't have to use, and end up on -4, where the Hertz sign has directed me. There are numbered slots with Hertz signs on them. Not a soul in sight! I pull into the Sixt area next to it, where a bunch of guys are standing around, seemingly waiting for returns and he tells me to park it and take the keys up to the desk. I do. But there's no one at the desk and I end up, reluctantly, leaving them in the off hours dropbox.
Whew!
But it gets better (or worse). I come out looking for a taxi, having been unable on GM to recreate the guy's "just get on a train and 3 minutes to here" 🤷. There are guys standing next to taxis, so I ask for one (shouldn't they be asking me?!?!?) and am told these are airport shuttles and I need to go "50 yards on that side of the road and there'll be some". I really want to buy property, or time, from these clowns in Brussels. 😡 When I get to the taxi rank, I look back and say that it's a very long par 3, or maybe a short par 4, back to where I was (at least 250 yards)...but anyway.
Then there are no taxis standing there. There are taxis standing in the two lanes outside the row, not moving in a horrific jam, but nothing where a bunch of people are waiting for cabs. They didn't know how to queue because when the road cleared enough so that taxis filled the rank, it was the Old West, with one couple arguing over whether they were getting a taxi, and another acting like they didn't know what to do. I went to get in the one I thought was my turn, to be told that the one ahead wasn't taking anyone and I had to go one back. I did. He was a shit show!!!! He first was texting, with both hands!!! and then he got on the phone talking. We barely moved for 10 minutes, then finally broke out. It was a 30 euro trip!!!! 😡😡
Meanwhile, I was told RR and K were in the bar, quaffing adult beverages, having stowed out luggage because they couldn't check in till 3 o'clock. 😡
When we checked in, we were all in love with the room. The largest on the trip, with no slanted ceiling, and K noted actual light that she could see by. They also had NFL football on TV, since, for reasons I can't explain, they had London TV stations on the TV. 🤷
We were going to do the hop on/hop off bus, but it was too late by the time I fumbled the directions and we had an ice cream (not my suggestion, though I didn't refuse) and then ended up in the Grand Place, just so RR could see things. If you've not seen it, it really is Grand.
We went back to the hotel, cleaned up, and were off to dinner.
We found an Italian place a block around the corner from the hotel, amongst a lot of other options. We hadn't had italian yet, so...
RR's seafood risotto (he's discovered risotto on this trip and liked it -- note to his kids :))
K's saltimbucca. If you like that sort of thing.
I had this chocolate thing with a vanilla ice cream center (no, you can't get enough ice cream :)
Today.
We had the buffet breakfast at the Warwick, which was the bomb. They had pretty much everything. We left sated.
Then we drug our luggage (we have too much luggage for a bunch of olds to be doing this much lugging) to the train station that was actually nearby -- the concierge wouldn't let us get a taxi because he said "it is just over there, by the red sign". I asked RR as we walked away if he saw the aforementioned red sign and he said "no." 😂
It really wasn't far, though the cobblestones made for poor wheeling, and we got there only to stand inside the front door and wonder where the lockers were. I took us downstairs because I thought that was right, and, after much hunting and deciphering signs, we found it. Then it turned out you needed to scan a QR and use an app to lock it. Little did we know that it would tell you which one, not you tell it, and we had our stuff loaded in a XXL already and had to move it. Finally, all was stowed. We decided to hit the bathroom and it cost money and took apple pay, or a card. We got in and...RR wondered at this advance. :)
To the hop on and off bus, which we had no plan on getting off, which was just around the corner, maybe 3 minutes away. I bought tickets from the driver right after he arrived, and then we sat waiting to move for 10 minutes. I was about to lose it. I have travel fatigue, I guess, and my patience for shit is all gone. I took some deep breaths, wondered how we were still sitting at 1010 on the 955 bus...and then we took off and it was ok.
Brussels is a beautiful city. K got this one pic that really captures it --
We got off the bus, went back to the train station, and got on the train to Rotterdam.
Got off the train to Rotterdam and changed platforms and got on a "sprinter" (misnomer) train to Amsterdam Central.
We get to the taxi rank there, the airbnb person has said it's an 8 minute walk, and the driver won't take us because it is too close. He says there's a base 30 euro charge if he moves with us. We decide to walk. It took us 10 minutes. But GM took us the long way, we think, though I also think there are a lot of steps going the short way. With our luggage 🤦
This place is a "ground floor" -- i.e. in this case, basement -- flat. It is the weirdest setup ever. There are two bedrooms and two baths. You come into the living room off the street (there's an awkward step about two steps inside the door) and then down a corridor to the first bedroom. On your left in the bedroom is a bath, and then the "kitchen", a kettle, Nespresso (the nth one on the trip), a small fridge (there be no cooking here, not that anybody has cooked on this trip) then the door to the second bedroom!!! Yes, the second bedroom is off the first! and the second bathroom -- off the first bedroom on the back wall. So, it has two baths that are "en suite." I think we'll live for 3 nights, esp as we're now closer than relatives AND we're all tired at the end of the day, but it's seriously awkward.
While K and I tried to buy a new refrigerator (ours seems to have quit in our absence), RR wondered off for scenery and beverages. We found him on the nearby canal, loving all the boats. He said all he needed was boats and beer. :)
I was hungry so we had these for a snack:
It does seem to be a beautiful city, as we walked a little bit today.
The downside: lots of bikers. Lots and lots of bikers. K is now worried again about the biker bounty on her head 😂 and I had a guy come so close as I went to cross the street for dinner that I smelt his cologne 🤯
We had dinner. We stumbled onto another good place, not two blocks from our flat. It had a limited menu so we agreed to get the rib roast for 2 for dinner and split it 3 ways. When we told the waitress, she said it was "only 600 grams" of meat. We said we'd be okay. You tell me what you think:
We 3 barely got it all down.
But we had less trouble with dessert --
Chocolate mousee, with whipped cream. It was very chocolatey.
And with that, I call it a day.
My next one, sadly, will probably be the last of the trip. 🥲Full of Amsterdam stuff. Hope you've enjoyed.
Welterusten!